hello
I'm Champagne Problems
I can't remember a time I wasn't reading...
I discovered a love for books in my mother's womb, when she would read bedtime stories aloud to me each night. On the night I was born, I learned all my sight words, and I began reading Judy Moody books on my own at the ripe age of 6 months. I was unstoppable.
I wrote my first full-length novel at age 5, and it became an instant USA Today Bestseller (back when there was a human behind the list). I've sold millions of copies of books and funded research into raising childhood literacy rates so more people can get an early start on life, just like me. I also managed to snag a great deal on a 10k sq ft home back in 2008, when the market crashed and everyone else my age was slumming it in middle school. My parents are completely normal, and I have absolutely no childhood trauma to taint my writing.
a career that was written in the stars...
My segue into romance happened when I discovered the wonders of Wattpad. I immediately ditched all my other works and dove headfirst into the world of morally gray men and the women they fall to their knees for.
When I'm not writing, you can find me reading a spicy book, vacuuming my enormous house, or learning a new language (I know 6 already). I still spend much of my spare time teaching toddlers to read chapter books. I'm just like you, with a super normal life and a love for reading and writing that was infused into my DNA at the time of conception.
Every good summer house needs a few people who know what's really going on.
Join my reader group for bookish conversations, sneak peeks, giveaways, behind-the-scenes chaos, and a place to obsess over MMC with absolutely no judgment.
